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CREATURE$ FEATURE$ T.V. $HOW OF MOViE$ & CONVER$ATiON$~

  • Writer:  KRi Sta hyena Ka Vand
    KRi Sta hyena Ka Vand
  • Nov 24, 2024
  • 6 min read
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TANGELA i LOVE HER DOPEy DWARF LiKE PORCELAiN DOLL GANjI FAiRy HOOLA HOOPiNG KiNDA CHARACTER

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& LiViNG$TON HE LiKE ABUTLER PER$ONALiTy

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& ViNCENT Van Dahl LOOK$ LiKE OZZy OZ BOURNE HUH LiKE DUH SiMiLaR styLe & MoRe & he sing too...

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Vincent Van dahL 

U look like Ozzy oz bouRne 

Click Link below is 1 a his songs MR cRowLey ~



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I didn’t know u in a band thing ?!

Prince of darkness?! Creatures features?! I found this in googLe & YouTube~


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I didn’t know Vince pRice gotta a daughter til I jus seen her in ur show that v price Victoria 

& I seen his films but just found out on creatures features she that daughter the v price is in Edward scissor hands too the j depp veRsion of that stoRy?! NeveR knew…

Like obviously Vincent pRice is the inventoR as I seen that movie off & on since the 90s 

Me & my daughter got copies of it on dvd

She was born in 2006 so she didn’t see it til like those daze til now I usuaLLy play it outta no where or on sum holidaze like Xmas like happy holidaze 24/7

aside fRoM that jus seen shock film wit v price for the first tyMe on ur show…

I can believe it ends like that?!

So iLLEGAL…

I’m assuming u seen house in haunted hill…

& i notice v price aLwaze plays a doctor or inventor or scientist or sumthing like that in his movies those seem to be his chaRacteRs 

Have u seeN house in haunting hiLL V PRice version there’s another years later of it similar story line 

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I sent a variety of messages to ur creatures features email im assuming u share wit Livingston & Tangela like I been hooLa hoping off & on since tha 80s & me & my daughter use to got light up ones!!!!

I haven’t sent nothing in tha Mail yet no money or access yet to doing so…

Aa u sent several emails tho & continue occasionally watching the show suMtyMes I can’t sit thru summa the films like huh but over all even when the movie is stupid the lil talk show in between is fun as there is summa the films I look forward to even If I neveR seen them like they worth watching



cLick Link beLow 2 see thi$ veR$ion of cReatuRe featuRes theMe song video thing it$ LiteRaLLy tea tyMe eveRy epi$ode they conveR$ate in between Movies they show & they open fan MaiL~



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googLe say:

"Creature Features" see a has-been rock star Vincent Van Dahl hosts horror films in his haunted mansion with the help of his stalwart butler Mr. Livingston and quixotic housemate Tangella.

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Look$ Like tangeLLa Love$ aniMaLs hopefuLLy she gets a higheR education aLong wit MyseLf 2 heLp theM wit thieR ResouRces & MoRe 2 heLp Make the land of dReaMs a bettER pLace

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heRe*s a Movie i watch & suMMa My cats sat aRound duRing this fiLM stRays 1991 cLick Link 2 see~


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*GLitteR LitteR: Like what an idea?!~  

*GLiTTER LiTTER:   

A VERY RANDOM INVENTION ME & MY DAUGHTER ANGELINA RACHEL AMETHy$T DiAMOND (MANy naMes Like Mya Loka LiL cLown caRe beaR tRoLL) & ouR cat eLectRik gi$MO tha 3Rd THOUGHT OF!  

 Angelina Rachel Holloway is her birth certificate name born February 09, 2006 @fountain valley Regional hospital in fountain valley, ca biblically speaking in the LAND OF DREAMS!

 & summers ago SHE WAS DOING ARTS & CRAFTS NEAR OUR CAT

ELECTRik Gi$MO THA 3RD guestimated birthday April 15 2013 

as he was a stray injured kitten we adopted showered daily & bottle fed him & the animal doctor say they think he born round that time 

LiTTER BOX & SHE GOT SUM GLiTTER iN iT 

&  $HE WAS LiKE:

 "MOMMY!!! (RACHEL!!!)" 

 as she calls me a variety a titles & she say

  “LOOK!!!!!!! GLiTTER POO!!!!"

  i WAS LiKE:  

"EW NO!!! HOW BOUT GLITTER LITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  Then eLectRik that cat he occasionally taLks in English he say:   

“human don’t jus make it prettier!!!!!! make it better!!!!!!!!”    

He also tell me: 

 “humans don’t got cats!!!! That suM cats got humans…”  

  TRUE $TORy!!!!!!! All A THE$E DOPETASTiCAL BEAUTiFUL iMAGiNATiON$...  

 $TiLL WAiTiNG ON AN iNVE$TER & MANUFACTURE & ETC. THO!!!!

*GLiTTER LiTTER it will come in diff colors & glitter in the mix diamond shaped of course in diff sizes & fine sized too & tha best quality Like when cat pee tha litter will change color & when it poos it will b covered in diamonds & glitter!!!!  

 Like how $paRkLy who don't Mind to cLean that as often as possibly needed!? 

 ExamPle: of how some of the litter colors will b like a glitteR RAiNBOW  & THERE BE A gLitteR GOLD COLOR of pLastic AFTER PEE  &  IF ITS THA PINK DIAMOND LITTER U CHOOSE THA PEE WILL B MAGENTA & IF THA WHITE THEN A BABY PINK & ETC.  HOW DIAMONDY & SHINY LIKE EVEN THA CATS WILL LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

GLiTTER LiTTER i$ A PRETTiER WAZE 2 CLEAN UP CAT POO & PEE!~

 iT EVEN CHANGE$ COLOR iN THA WET{TER} AREA$ & EVERyTHiNG GLiTTER!~ $PARKLy $PARKLE$... 

 yOU CAN EVEN PUT iT iN yOUR yARD LiKE HOW PRETTy! & jU$ iNCA$E A CAT $TOP ByE...OR BECAU$E HOW iT GLiTTER$...OR A UNiCORN OR A HOR$E OR $UMTHiNGi$ iN TOWN...& NEED$ 2 PEE OR POO...& iT*$ THERE...OR yOU CAN TRADiTiONALLy PUT iT iN A BOX OR WHEREVER... 

 GLiTTER LiTTER I$ A MiX OF DiAMOND $HAPE$ & $AND LiKE GLiTTER FOR CAT$ 2 POO OR PEE ON!~ iT CHANGE$ COLOR$ WHEN WET & GLiTTER$ LiKE i ALREADy MENTiONED...& iT*$ $CENTED!~iT CAN BE U$ED iN A VARiETy A WAZE OTHER THAN jU$ CAT$... LiKE yARD$ & PLANT$ & ETC. DECORATiON ALONG WiTH ART$ & CRAFT$...iMAGiNE... 

 EX: A BEACH PAiNTiNG WiTH GLiTTER LiTTER GLUED TO THE ARTWORK A$ $PARKLE $AND & MORE! i LOVE CAT$ & GLiTTER & ETC.  ~1 DAZE My DAUGHTER ANGELiNA RACHEL AMETHy$T DiAMOND AKA MANy NAME$ AKA ETC.  HER BiRTH NAME: ANGELiNA RACHEL {HOLLOWAY}  $HE WA$ U$iNG GLiTTER ON ART$  &  CRAFT$ NEAR LiTTER BOX OF My CAT ELECTRiK Gi$MO THA 3RD  & $HE TELL ME : MOMMy! RACHEL! LOOK! GLiTTER POO! & i $Ay:  EW! NO! ~GLiTTER LiTTER... & i iMAGiNED MORE DETAiL$ FROM THERE! GLiTTER LiTTER i$ A PRETTiER MORE FUN WAZE 2 CLEAN UP CAT POO & PEE!~ PLU$ CAT$ LOVE A BLiNG TOO! & yOU CAN U$E iT TO DECORATE yARD$ & ART$ & CRAFT$ & ETC.! EX: PUT iT iN A CLEAR VASE iF yOOU WANT & iT*$ $CENTED! DiAMOND $HAPE$ $CENTED! THAT iT GLiTTER$ & BLiNG$ & COME$ iN DiFFERENT COLOR$ & CHANGE$ COLOR WHEN WT & ETC. iT*$ PRETTy!~ WHO DOE$N*T LOVE DiAMOND$?!  iT*$ DOPETA$TiCAL & iT*$ AN UPGRADE OF CAT LiTTER!  GLiTTER & DiAMOND$ REALLy MAKE A PRETTy DiFFERENCE!~ AGAiN iT*$ DOPETA$TiCALLy DOPETA$TiCAL DOPETA$TiC!  COLOR$ & DiFF $iZE $HAPE$ OF DiAMOND$... EX: BABy PiNK GLiTTER LiTTER TURN$ GOLD WHEN WET... & WETTER AREAS TURN TO PLASTiC! EASiER TO BE CLEANER! WHO WANT$ THi$?:  CAT LOVER$ & ANiMAL RE$ORT$ & ANiMAL $HELTER$ & CAT $iTTER$ & CAT OWNER$ & ANiMAL HO$PiTAL$ & ANiMAL HOTEL$~MOTEL$ & ETC.~ $OME PEOPLE MiGHT DECORATE THiER yARD WiTH iT OR AN iNDOOR PLANT & MORE!~ LiKE ART$ & CRAFT$...HORSES & OTHER ANiMALS CAN USE iT TOO!... GLiTTER LiTTER! U CAN PUT WHEREVER IN DOOR OUTDOOR DUH! WHAT AN iDEA!   

& To whom this may concern:  

 C/O~ An actual invent help representative... 

 altho I met with Michael/Mike Muir in peRson  @irvine location: 15615 Alton pkwy #450 in Irvine, California ...92618 

  I think that address or round there...  It's on servailance obviously...  

  & he poorily & lazy represent the co.  

I expect more so does that company label duh!  I left a message already for that Jim who is supppsively more advanced like he allowed to & qualify to better assist my situation & others...  Like real business individuals are supposed to...  

...he that Mike MuiR peasant cRiMinaL intensionaL sinneR did Patten & he iLLegaLLy have me pay whatever amount & he sent me a poor looking version of what I show him in this book waist a paper & ink of the presentation I expect even my webpage to show along with the images I include to better show but in reality where is this product!? Why isn't it on the shelves what's going on!?

 ASide from other realities & situations being ignored...theRes Lie ditectOR test that accuRate REQUiRED DUH!...& ACTUAL AUTHORitie$ & MoRe... 

 & & For More details LateR click individuaLLy or type on google diff Links Like https:// adresses is wut the suMMa tha company RepRsentatives seen the Links I submitted as I also talk to sum on tha phone to a variety of companies & I actually went in person b4 to sum & I tell Angelina to go with me also b4 & she doesn't?! I don't know?:


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